Jokes - post all jokes that u know

trix Thu Nov 22 2007, 19:48

In the immigration office:

- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no... male or female?
- Male, female... sometimes camel...

Very Happy

DevilSoul Tue Nov 27 2007, 09:15

whats worse then found a worm in apple .........
...........
.......... think .... think .....
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answer : found 1/2 worm in apply

1 day my son ate apply at our back yard (fresh from our apply tree). bite ... bite ... yummy .... mmm .. yummy ... WTF .... 1/2 WORM ... DAMN ... grrrrr . i should eat bigger bite . then i wont find it ......

trix Tue Nov 27 2007, 10:24

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"